_Verse 1_
Hey you there, we got a special tonight!
We bake your dreams into a shell of delight.
You're stuck there waiting for your inpiration
Here comes Big Daddy and he's bringing the fun.

I like a good line, and I know I like you.
So tell me in my ear, is that the best you can do?

A perfect filling, for a perfect treat
If you bring the batter, I'll bring the heat.
You won't find a better deal this side of free.

_Prechorus 1_
I don't say I'm not mean
and I don't say that I don't bite
and I don't want you to believe I think it's right.
But tonight...

_Chorus_
You get a slice of pie!
(Big Al Pie)
The stars are gonna shine!
(Day or night)
I got a magic voice
I swear it paints a picture
all along the sky!
Have a slice of pie!
(Big Al Pie)
You're gonna love this guy!
(You know why)
So come on gather 'round my table,
grab a heaping helping,
and don't be shy!

_Verse 2_
Start it up, I'm here whenever you call.
You want more power? They'll be flat on the wall.
A simple pastry is a lot more fun if
you mix that batter with a catchy riff.

The people want pie, and you got it to spare.
So let them have their fill of what you're hiding in there.

A power ballad or a silly tune,
just give me the words, and I'll lower the boom.
Take my offer, it's a deal you can't refuse.

_Prechorus 2_
I tell you it's a fact
and I will help you understand
I'm VOCALOID's unrivaled act - a real man!
(shitsurei naa!) [How rude!]
That's right, Japan!

_Chorus_
You get a slice of pie!
(Big Al Pie)
The stars are gonna shine!
(Day or night)
I got a magic voice
I swear it paints a picture
all along the sky!
Have a slice of pie!
(Big Al Pie)
You're gonna love this guy!
(You know why)
So come on gather 'round my table,
grab a heaping helping,
and don't be shy!

_Prechorus 3_
I won't say it's a breeze.
I won't top charts right off the shelf,
but that ground-breaking masterpiece won't write itself!
Take my help!

[Drum Solo]

_Chorus_
You get a slice of pie!
(Big Al Pie)
The stars are gonna shine!
(Day or night)
I got a magic voice
I swear it paints a picture
all along the sky!
Have a slice of pie!
(Big Al Pie)
You're gonna love this guy!
(You know why)
So come on gather 'round my table,
grab a heaping helping,
and don't be shy!

[Instrumental Chorus]